Ok, I'm bored out of my mind, so here's something to entertain me and annoy all of you? :D

Would you rather always take a cold shower or sleep an hour less than you need to be fully rested? 

Cold shower, definitely.

Would you rather always get first dibs or the last laugh? 

First dibs!

Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again? 

Ack, that choice sucks. Uh... Probably say everything, but I'd have to go live in Antarctica and be a her,it. Who talks to penguins. Yeah.

Would you rather always lose or never play? 

Always lose. It'd still be fun, right?

Would you rather always wear earmuffs or a nose plug? 

Earmuffs. They're cute!

Would you rather always win pie-eating contests or always win wheelbarrow races? 

I don't like eating in public, so wheelbarrow races.

Would you rather be a deep sea diver or an astronaut? 

A astronaut. I've always wanted to see the stars.

Would you rather be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy? 

Kitty.

Would you rather be a giant hamster or a tiny rhino? 

A tiny rhino; I'd be a little, indestructible critter, like a cockroach.

Would you rather be a tree or live in a tree? 

Be a tree. Fluttershy!

Would you rather be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say? 

Take back anything. I hear too much as it is.

Would you rather be able to read everyone’s mind all the time or always know their future? 

I'll pull an Edward *shudder* and read people's minds.

Would you rather be able to stop time or fly? 

Stop time so I can panic without being judged, or fly so I can run away? Hmm. I'll go with flying.

Would you rather be an unknown minor league basketball player or a famous professional badminton star? 

Minor league basketball.

Would you rather be forced to tell your best friend a lie or tell your parents the truth? 

I've already done both, so neither is a big deal to me. I'll tell my parents the truth.

Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered? 

Forgotten. I will be anyway; everyone is.

Would you rather be go about your normal day naked or fall asleep for a year? 

As long as I'm home alone, let's go naked for a day. Unless I'm in Antarctica, then I'd sleep. My penguin friends would keep me warm.

Would you rather be gossipped about or never talked about at all? 

Never talked about at all. Gossip blows.

Would you rather be hairy all over or completely bald? 

Hairy, and thank god for Nair.

Would you rather be happy for 8hrs/day and poor or sad for 8hr/day and rich? 

Happy, of course!

Would you rather be invisible or be able to read minds? 

Invisible. I'd stalk my friends and see what they're *really* like. I'd also chuck my Dad's cigars when he wasn't looking.

Would you rather be rich and ugly, or Poor and good looking? 

I'm already poor as dirt, so poor and good looking.

Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate? 

With someone, definitely. Adversity changes people, and hey: even arguing is better conversation than plotting world domination with a beach ball.

Would you rather be the most popular or the smartest person you know? 

Smartest.

Would you rather be the sand castle or the wave? 

Da wave. 

Would you rather eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid? Eat a bar of soap. I'd mix a bit in with my oatmeal every morning for a month. Problemo solved!

Would you rather eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones? 

I'd lick telephones. Wow, without context that sounds wacky.

Would you rather eat a stick of butter or a gallon of ice cream? 

Butter, as long as I can put it in bacon-cheese-mashed potatoes first. :D

Would you rather eat a stick of margarine or five tablespoons of hot pepper sauce? 

Hot pepper sauce. Spicy foods speed up your metabolism.

Would you rather eat poison ivy or a handful of bumblebees?

Bumble bees, just gotta be careful.

Would you rather end hunger or hatred? 

Hatred. The world would be beautiful.

Would you rather find true love or 10 million dollars? 

I don't believe in love, but I know I'd just waste the money. Meh. :/ Oh well, money comes and money goes.

Would you rather forget who you were or who everyone else was? 

I'd forget myself. Maybe new me would be nicer than old me.

Would you rather get caught singing in the mirror or spying on your crush? 

Singing. Everyone knows I'm a goofball anyway.

Would you rather get even or get over it? 

Get over it. I'm not creative enough to plot a good enough revenge.

Would you rather give bad advice or take bad advice? 

Give it. People don't listen to my advice anyway. Lol.

Would you rather give up your computer or your pet? 

I don't have a pet, so that.

Would you rather go to an amusement park or to a family reunion? 

Half of my family are morons and the other half are socially awkward, so an amusement park.

Would you rather go without television or junk food for the rest of your life? 

Junk food. Definitely. Wait. That means no more Nutella. Damn.

Would you rather have a beautiful house and ugly car or an ugly house and beautiful car? 

Don't really care. Beautiful house and ugly car?

Would you rather have a kangaroo or koala as your pet? 

A koala, I guess. They can get vicious. :D

Would you rather have a missing finger or have an extra toe? 

Extra toe. Who would notice, really?

Would you rather have one wish granted today or three wishes granted in 10 years? 

One wish now.

Would you rather have x-ray vision or bionic hearing? 

I was actually thinking about this the other day. Everybody thinks X-ray vision would be so cool, but you'd just see people's bones. Where's the fun in that? :P Bionic hearing, definitely.

Would you rather invent a cure for cancer or a cure for AIDS? 

I personally don't think a cure should be found for either one, but if I have to pick... A cure for AIDS.

Would you rather kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab? 

Kiss a jellyfish. So it's gooey. Who cares.

Would you rather know it all or have it all? 

Know it all. Cept I think my brain would fry from all the information.

Would you rather live without music or live without T.V.? 

T.V. I'd die without music. (Melodramatic perhaps, but true.)

Would you rather love and not be loved back, or be loved but never love? 

Love and not be loved back. "It's better to love..." Yadda yadda yadda, all that jazz. Chemical reactions end in time. No big deal.

Would you rather make headlines for saving somebody's life or winning a nobel prize?

Nobel prize. Being known for saving people would feel like the wrong kind of attention.

Would you rather meet an alien visitor or travel to outer space? 

Travel to outer space. :D

Would you rather never use the internet again or never watch TV again? 

Never watch TV. The Internet has Youtube.

Would you rather not be able to use your phone or your e-mail? 

Bleh. My email.

Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout? 

Whisper. Again, Fluttershy!

Would you rather own a ski lodge or a surf camp? 

A ski lodge. Snow snow snow.

Would you rather publish your diary or make a movie on your most embarrassing moment? 

I haven't the foggiest idea what my most embarrassing moment was, so let's do that.

Would you rather spend the day surfing the internet or the ocean? 

De interwebs.

Would you rather sweat moderately but constantly 24 hours a day all over your body or have a metal pin in your jaw that constantly picks up talk radio stations? 

A metal pin. I think I'd end up murdering certain conservative talk show hosts due to sheer aggravation, but still. :)

Would you rather die from falling off a cliff or by being threatened?

Threatened by what? A bear? Threats don't hurt, violence does. I'd still say falling off a cliff. I've always wanted to experience falling from a great height.

Student teacher was handing out candy canes to each class Friday, since it was his last day. I'd been looking forward to it all day, until he actually brought them out. When I saw them I remembered how much sugar candy canes actually have, and I couldn't make myself stand up to get one in front of everyone else. My school doesn't really have much bullying, but I knew anyone who noticed would just see a fat girl stuffing her face with sugar. So don't need that. In the end I'm glad. Proud of myself.